@sheboyganscan is a tireless effort to transcribe to Twitter the things that come over the Sheboygan, Wisconsin police scanner. Thanks to the brave soul handling this project day in and day out, and an especially big thanks to the residents of Sheboygan, who appear to live in an almost cartoonish alternate reality. Follow @sheboyganscan!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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