~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': CaptainWinky
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

bump this thread every time you get stoned as FUCK: The Legend Continues - Not everyone can chill without the aid of controlled substances. Luckily, this thread is here to provide guidance and reinforcement for all the 'yobs who spend their days in a chronic haze.

ITT you run a website featured as an Awful Link of the Day - Hello "Rich" "Lowtax" Kyanka, this is Bo Kensington of the Trout In Trousers discussion board. I am sending you this email asking you to take down your hurtful slanderous Awful Link of the Day. As I write this I have a piece of salmon cooling my genitals. Not even that can take away the anger your lies have caused. Please try to do the right thing. Yours in Christ, Bo

Hey it's that PipeRifle Willow Thread - You can't keep a good poster down, as PipeRifle proves by resurrecting his Willow thread. If you like pictures of midgets dressed up as medieval midget peasants interspersed with funny captions, you've finally found the perfect thread.

do you think everyone is getting avatars of themselves just to secretly - That's my avatar, or my posting face in a sense. All my emotions and typical posting habits summarized in a 125x125 pixel area. I'd animate it, but I don't want to make the rest of you kids feel inferior.

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
Video games are for children.


this entire update was painstakingly written with a wii; next week maybe i will try using the ps3 browser?

Retarded Plot Twists - The simple solution is to play games without plots, then you can never be let down.

The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing - This now completed thread is the most popular "Let's Play" offering in recent memory.

NOVEMBER NPD INCOMING!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!!!!!!!! - I'm getting bored of typing so slowly by pointing with the Wii remote so I have no "witty" comment, also I just realized typing out the whole "I'm not going to make a comment" thing took up more space than just writing something normal.

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