In some ways No Man's Sky is the bizarro twin of Star Citizen. Both are outer space games that can never escape the gravity well of their hype. Star Citizen is constantly adding promises of very specific objects and game modes and selling them to idiots for tens of thousands of dollars. No Man's Sky is happy to whisper "procedural generation" with a sly wink and let preview writers paint wildly unrealistic pictures with their imaginations.
As the release of No Man's Sky inches closer, we still don't know much about what it actually is or how the player will interact with any of it. If these newly-leaked button layouts for the Playstation 4 version are any indication, the game might just be everything you wished for after all.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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