Create your very own Santa Claus with the Something Awful Santa Claus playset! Hundreds of different features, colors, and transformations ensures infinite terrifying, horrendous creations!
DIRECTIONS: Choose a category from the drop down list in the top-right corner. Then choose the part you would like displayed. Once added to the stage, the object can be resized, rotated, or flipped by using its transformation handles (squares that surround it when clicked). You may also (usually) change the color of a selected item by clicking the color palette icon on the top. The red up and down arrows will move the selected object forward or backward a layer. The "T" button toggles editable text on the bottom of the screen.
Once your creation is complete, hit the "Send to Friend" button, copy the custom URL it creates, and then share that link (and your monstrosity) with all your friends! Or don't! Who cares!
Huge thanks to Tommy "tweekmonster" Allen for the cavalcade of code, and Shmorky for the assload of art!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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