"The best comedy gold mine in at least a fortnight," raved loyal reader Brett R in an e-mail titled "Yap Gonna need more of that." I'd have assumed he was referring to "Dirty Texts," which I consider a singular SA forums accomplishment, but he went on to write "I humbly ask for more of those group drawings because they are excellent." Well, because I always grant requests when people use archaic language and weird spellings in their messages, or maybe because I actually never do that but I had nothing else to use, here's a second installment!
Shoes for pidgeons
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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