FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction
Just get rid of the terrible racing already and focus entirely on the "launching your driver through the windshield and onto a target" angle. 4/10
There's so much eye candy in this terrific follow-up that about halfway through I started to realize the developers were being cocky assholes. 8/10
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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