FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction
Just get rid of the terrible racing already and focus entirely on the "launching your driver through the windshield and onto a target" angle. 4/10
There's so much eye candy in this terrific follow-up that about halfway through I started to realize the developers were being cocky assholes. 8/10
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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