FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction
Just get rid of the terrible racing already and focus entirely on the "launching your driver through the windshield and onto a target" angle. 4/10
There's so much eye candy in this terrific follow-up that about halfway through I started to realize the developers were being cocky assholes. 8/10
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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