When I go flying, I like to imagine all sorts of wacky and insane stuff going on outside the plane. That is if I'm awake and sober enough to imagine things. The goons have filled in my 2 bit daydreams with something much more...real. Now it's off to sleep, that's where I'm a dentist!





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