The samurai spirits call to me... I must move to glorious Nippon.

Delusions of grandeur are common among Japanese obsessed anime nuts.

Japan Forum is also a place for Japanese citizens to brush up on their English. I wonder if they have a whole segment of the population over there that is obsessed with America and so wants to come here and have an experience that'll change their life. I hope not!

Her mother should have beat the Japan out of this girl a long time ago.

And the Japanese will say, "Ano kanojo wa yugiyo, kahmeya meya" ("please leave our country without incident").

It turns you into a fruit.

Yeah, ladies love doormats.

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