Because you're a bunch of maladjusted freaks?
It was different dating an American girl because NEITHER OF YOU KNEW HOW TO SPEAK THE OTHER'S LANGUAGE. She couldn't quite understand your pleas of, "Can I please touch your boobs yet?!"
The Japanese really want you in their country.
You guys sure are on the edge of comedy.
Doitamatshite (I'm gay)
Yeah, now they want you in their country even more.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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