This week we've got a double dose of pure hatred provided by the white supremacists of the Vanguard News Network and the dopey homophobes of the Christian Worldview Forum. I hope you like the way I lumped these two forums together in one article.

13. No.

Publik school may have done you some good.

And THAT would make his movies even more badass.

( not funny though )

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