Fleshlight is apparently the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. With this kind of achievement, your product is sure as shit gonna need some proper support forums.
At some point this is guaranteed to twist your penis right off.
Don't forget to brush your teeth and clean the semen out of your rubber vagina before you go to sleep.
(Not a virgin)
I too need more information on the shoe technique.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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