Hahaha, Voodoo Noob spotted!
Lucky Mojo can deal with a spicy amount of racism.
Got my piss covered bag of human and alligator parts here... alright come onnnn big money!
Yase. Snotted blowed nose rag can be needed used for any spell.
Hand him the piss tainted beer bottle and repeat the phrase "Drink this, there is nothing wrong with it."
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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