Bad Dragon is a site that specializes in dragon themed dildos and sex toys. Got a craving for some scaly naga dick? Oh they've got that shit covered. I'm still waiting for the ruby red dragon dildo that shoots flames from the pee hole or whatever that thing would be called. Anyways, Bad Dragon has a forum for people to discuss their wares and if you've read any other Weekend Web, you can probably guess that they're kind of fucked up. Here we go!

Yea, used The Devastator at my grandma's house last night after she went to bed. Toss me 150 points there Jimmy and add on another 25 for cumming in my grandpa's urn.


Breeder is fucking sick of your shit.


Yea what a coincidence, I feel terrible now too.


I USE IT FOR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MOM.


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