I feel kind of bad for outing my fellow members over at the Large Penis Support Group forums, but it's just gone so downhill that I can't stand it anymore. Back in the day, it had a great community, and I felt totally comfortable talking about the issues that I have with my extremely large penis, but those days are far gone. I guess it's time to find my huge dick a new home.

The moneyshot just doesn't have the same effect when your creamy load plops down on someone's face like a slug in the rain.


You done went and opened the wrong can of dicks.


My Three Sons EXTREME.


All the time. Major pain in the ass having to go to the grocery and shit stuck together like that.


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