Lion King Roleplay

You're lost for a reason. No one likes you.

AIDS.

I am a lion and I have hamburgers to eat. RARR!!

SIMBA FUCKING KIM POSSIBLE FUCKING TONY RANDALL. PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE.

Yeah you're testing alright... testing my patience!

Seriously, read this whole post. It's fascinating. I would love to meet this person and see how they live.

We had a good run. We did it guys.

God I so want to see what these people look like.

Oh no what happens next?!

Damnitt. I liked Star Fox. Thanks for ruining it.

I'm going to pin your Simba if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

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