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Oh God it's Counter-Strike nerds!

Haha that is the best comeback I have ever seen. Anytime a guy on a computer tells me anything I'm going to say, "NO YOU COMPUTER BITCH."

You have no skill in communicating.

You know what I like about not playing Counter-Strike? The fact that I'm not playing Counter-Strike!

Just because you use the word "whilst" doesn't automatically make you sound smart.


I just got banned on Steam please give me $20 to buy a new cd-key WAHHHHHHH.

Uninstall Steam. Now that's a plan.

I'm an admin on the Something Awful Forums and I am the worst at dominos.


Wow, that's lazy.

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