This week we've got the ultimate trifecta of hair and face related forums! Now, I really had no idea that there was a market for selling your 6 year old daughter's hair on the internet, but the wheelin' and dealin' hairfarmers over at The Hair Trader have got that shit going on. On the other side of the gross spectrum we have Acne.org and Pop That Zit for your viewing pleasure. I like for my zit popping posts to be as descriptive as humanly possible for maximum barf value and I am not disappointed! And neither will you!

Welp, that's my story.

Greatest site ever. I had no reason to live before this. Truly, thank you for everything.

LOVE IT!

Chunk chunk chunkity chunk squirt.

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