Stuffed Animal Rights, submitted by sk8r900. I guess I'm a little out of touch with the world of the internet "Underground" after all, because there is a big group of people who honestly sees nothing wrong with having sex with stuffed animals. Now I'm an open-minded gal when it comes to stuff like fetishes. I figure that to each his own and what not and as long as it doesn't hurt anyone then it can't really be that bad. I am even able to say, "Well, if you are a plushie that's fine and gross, but I hope that you at least know you're fucked in the brain." Then there's this website:

This web site focuses on the rights of stuffed animals, by providing a forum for discussing the philosophical grounds for stuffed animal rights. The contributors are themselves stuffed animals, and speak from both personal experience and from theoretical postures.

Ohhhhh good. I really don't know that I can deal with a subculture that wants to insert their penises in a stuffed animal over and over again AND THINKS THAT THAT PRACTICE IS JusT FINE AND DANDY. And by "deal with" I mean that I'm not so sure I will be able to stop myself from going on a wild shooting rampage. Of death. And blood.

– Snakey Slithers

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