PROM ON MARS, submitted by Spram. Maybe I'm just drunk or some shit, but aren't comics supposed to be funny? I stole the newspaper from the Pattersons last Sunday and I read the comics and that one comic about the little drunk French guy was pretty funny because he'd go to that bar and get all loaded and beat the shit out of his wife, and that's funny no matter how you look at it. This comic "PROM ON MARS" isn't funny at all and I don't even know why the hell somebody bothered making it because this shit is the worst.
Huh? What the hell is this supposed to mean? Where's the little French guy drinking booze and beating the crap out of his wife? Fuck this shit.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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