BitBoys Oy, submitted by me. This is more of a walk down memory lane than a regular ALOD. When I first began reading Something Awful, Lowtax wrote a sendup of BitBoys Oy which always stuck with me, partly because the actual company was so bizarre and partly because I read with my forehead touching the screen and I had just applied a soothing rubber cement treatment to my face that morning. Imagine my surprise, then, when I discovered that they're still around. Four years and - as far as I know - zero products on the shelf later, they're actually still around. The good news? Now they're working in the cell phone realm, alongside gaming industry giants such as the guy who made that Double Dragon game on a Tiger handheld in 1990 and the guy who helped make that Double Dragon game.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.