Fast Eddie's Fast Links!, submitted by David. Who likes colors? Fast Eddie likes colors! Fast Eddie also likes links! Tons of 'em! Pile on the links! Heap on the colors, Fast Eddie! I'm a big boy! Shovel those links and colors down my wretched, undeserving throat, Fast Eddie! Fast Eddie also likes blinking animated gifs and crazy frames!

my front page will not install so can not edit until I get the problem fixed going on vaca for a week

You read that? Fast Eddie can't get his webpage program working so in the meantime he's going on "vaca" for a week! In Spanish "vaca" means "cow"! Fast Eddie likes doin' the nasty with cows! One time a cow kicked Fast Eddie in the face, leaving him colorblind! Fast Eddie hopes you suffer the same fate after visiting his website! Fast Eddie's slogan should be, "my website is like having sex with cows!" Rock on, Fast Eddie!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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