It's official: Maxis is hard at work on Sims 3, the next major step forward in the greatest selling PC game series of all time. While a ton of details have been revealed through various interviews with major gaming publications and PC Gamer, a few really caught our eye.
It's nice to see that Maxis is taking the Sims in a new direction. It would have been easy for them to milk the cash cow indefinitely by relying on the same old formula.
With so many exciting details emerging, it was easy to miss Maxis' confirmation that the first seventeen expansion packs for Sims 3 are in the works.
While the specifics of each expansion are still under wraps, we did manage to uncover a few of the packs' titles: Sims 3: Dog Houses!, Sims 3: More Yawning Animations, Sims 3: Mexican Soap Opera Costumes, Sims 3: Slightly Racist Thought Bubbles, Sims 3: Nonstop Compulsive Texting, Sims 3: More Dog Houses!, Quake V, Sims 3: Home Mortgage Crisis, Sims 3: Papercuts, and Sims 3: Jokes For Your Sims That Go Absolutely Nowhere.
March 22nd, 1998 - Warren Spector, the legendary game designer behind Ultima Underworld, System Shock, and Deus Ex, is born.
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