Do you like birds? I love birds! I had a budgie when I was a kid and she was just the cutest little critter! But do you know what's even better than regular birds? Birds with arms! Wait, I mean birds with hats! The SA Forum Goons know there's really nothing more adorable than a bird sporting headwear that brings out his or her true character!
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.