This week is a premature but still timely nod at Christmas, that infernal holiday that vexes me like an untamed scorpion running wild through the canyons of my pants. Forum Goon "darthphunk" got things started this week, with a bunch of the local kids following suit. As a result of this startling chain reaction, stuff happened. We bring you this stuff in hopes of enriching your life, albeit enriching it with poison.
Please do be partaking of our Christmas offerings, scumbag:
"darthphunk" started it all with this dorky album:
"howthedevil" is a master of the clever. No, not really.
Play this "CrazedGranny" album backwards to reveal pro-Chanukah messages:
"BigFactory" isn't that far from reality:
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
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