As a wise old Simpsons sight gag proclaimed, "Brevity ... is wit!" On a related note, no one wants to hear rambling descriptions of your drunken escapades! Efficient and considerate, the SA Goons condensed their wildest nights into blurbs that leave much to the imagination. Feel the sexy intrigue!
Public urination at funeral
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$500 - elevator cleaning fine
Trespassing into cookie factory
Shotgun, crowbar, hello officer
These handcuffs are tight.
Hey ya'll, watch this!
Now I'm a mom
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.