Happy 16th... Alcohol poisoning!

Hot Sauce Batman

Vodka alone, video games


Flavored Schnapps shouldn't exist.

Error 404

Professed love to waitress


Slapped repeatedly for minutes.

Vigilante Banana

History of Estonia. Loudly.

Umbilical Lotus

"Get off the stage!"

Jesus Christ

This usually never happens.


That snow looks comfy.

Thanks, SA Forum drunks!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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