It's another Garfield Monday (Tuesday, using the human calendar) here at Something Awful, where the Forum Goons reignited their relationship with the sassy cat by using this random strip generator like a slot machine. When the three-panel comic tells a fucked-up story, that's a jackpot!
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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