It's another Garfield Monday (Tuesday, using the human calendar) here at Something Awful, where the Forum Goons reignited their relationship with the sassy cat by using this random strip generator like a slot machine. When the three-panel comic tells a fucked-up story, that's a jackpot!
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This Week on Something Awful...
Mom, I got the big promotion!! I am now in charge of twenty cages of children!
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Nintendo: Put Dino Riki in Smash Bros. or I Will Take My Own Life
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Official Something Awful MERCHANDISE MADNESS!!!
Exclusive Something Awful Merchandise Sale!
Tom Clancy's The Division 2 Is NOT Political, Obviously
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
My Moonlighter Shop's Worst-Selling Items
Dungeon dive by night, sell your loot by day... if you can.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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