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Aching stomachs are no problem for "phear".
Captain of Industry "sandamnit" found the most phallic looking gerbil ever for this product.
Don't be fooled by "shut#2". That filling is not jelly.
"state" finds a way to make men feel younger again.
Crazyman "tepid" allows you to savor the flavor.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.