Zack: Steve, this is too much to cover in one article. We need to save part two for Friday.
Steve: Am I going to get paid double?
Zack: We don't pay you anything.
Steve: That's not fair.
Zack: I wanted to thank you, though. I know you've been busy with bagging salad, but it means a lot to have a D&D expert like you involved in a project like this.
Steve: It's no problem, someone has to be here to stick up for D&D.
Zack: That's not the point. We're supposed to make fun of the dumb monsters.
Steve: Yeah, but you were picking useful ones, like the Lurker. Next time pick something like the Brain Mole.
Zack: Aaand you just ruined Friday's big surprise.
Steve: Oh, I'm sorry! Were we going to do the brain mole?
Zack: Yes. And now we can't. Thanks, Steve.
Steve: I'm sorry!
Zack: I knew I should have convinced Thorpe that it would be worth it to spend a whole night talking about Dungeons & Dragons.
Steve: Can I come back for Friday?
Zack: Yes, you just won't be talking about the Brain Mole.
Zack: You ruined the Brain Mole! No Brain Mole!
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.