Fart on that leaf! Now this piece of grass! Yes! Now fart on this watermelon! Aughhhhhh.
Well I guess it makes sense if you think about it.
Nope, you're all alone shitface.
No bro, I can't spill the beans. I'd totally get ousted from my sweetass skateboard crew full of dipshits and girls that publicly fart.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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