Fart on that leaf! Now this piece of grass! Yes! Now fart on this watermelon! Aughhhhhh.
Well I guess it makes sense if you think about it.
Nope, you're all alone shitface.
No bro, I can't spill the beans. I'd totally get ousted from my sweetass skateboard crew full of dipshits and girls that publicly fart.
With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
Any forum poster worth their salt will gladly inform you (without being asked) that genre fiction is, in fact, garbage for children. You are not reading a real book unless it is difficult and mildly unpleasant. Test your READING MACHISMO with these truly challenging works.
Saving a village of khaki Rastafarians from the confetti geyser. AGAIN.
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