In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by dire climate change news, try taking action personally! You can make a difference in the world!
There are some hot and sexy characters in this video game series! Find out the five that would do the best job caring for you at the end of your life!
Find something you love, like just for example strangling nurses, start a podcast about it, and you'll never work again!
Daddy Finger has gone too far. There are fingers within the right hand that are resisting him.
M'lady, would thou deign to accompany me and my ArmaLite Rifle under the sea this prom?
Welcome to the very important website the board of Papa John's does not want you to read. It contains the real truth about CEO Papa John.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Actions have consequences. Gentle Creature returns to express his worry that draining the swamp will send swamp creatures into his burrow.
The Swamp Piggies of the Lying Media have branded me "The Secret Strangler" because they are the Enemy of the People.
We rank the relative security of the gates at the marinas where US Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos keeps her 10 yachts!
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Eco-worriers are in a tizzy about dead birds full of plastic and want to ban plastics. Shouldn't it be the bird's choice?
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
The social justice mob has once again turned into the Nazis to silence bigotry. When will they learn???
The Internet is abuzz about a new viral video. Let's break down "This is Gonna Hurt" by Hoobastank.
One girl's decision to go as a Predator to prom set the Internet ablaze with outrage. And that's a good thing!
This is serious: Commander William T. Riker has committed some disgusting acts and it is time he face real punishment from Starfleet.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
I have been accused of many things and my words have been tooken out of context please forgive me and unban me from twitch + roblox.
Scandal swirls around EPA head Scott Pruitt, but only one of his scandals is interesting.
We must put a stop to Laura Ingraham's offensive show! Join me in a boycott!
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
Vulture landed an incredible interview with legendary musician and Muppet Rowlf. We break down his wildest claims.
The Nunes Memo has leaked and it will change the way you view our country forever!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
My family wasn't interested in memes or racial theory. No matter how hard I tried to connect with them, they proved extremely intolerant.
The Hell Skeletons are here and people have some thoughts about their unholy rampage.
Are you ready to take your game to the next level of tier one? Prepare to own the field of the battleground in your next game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Another mass shooting, another gun control debate. Arm yourself with these verified Founding Father quotes to protect your gun rights.