Which Punisher Skull would these Disney princesses place on the back of their black pickup truck?
This new Cats movie looks disgustingly good! But do you know about all the cats? Let us bring you up to speed!
There's fixin' to be a hangin' at the sheriff's office and I disavow all involvement in it.
If your response to kids dyin' in your cages is to complain that the kids shouldn't have made you put them in your cages in the first place...... you might be a Nazi.
Spend this July 4th by meeting fear with love and joining the world in celebrating Halloween. The day we take back the world for all children.
Join my petition to force Nintendo to FIX Tifa's breasts in the FF7 Remake!!
No censorship! No demonetization! It is time for the people to rise up and form a truly free social media website!
Women must be SAFE in the last Missouri abortion clinic, so that is why the men on the Missouri Women's HEALTH & SAFETY council have come up with some new rules.
If HBO ever wants us to watch their channel again they will listen to our demands!
Which death would you be the most shocked to see on the next Game of Thrones? Find out!
Resistance Leader Mitt Romney takes a heroic stand on the data tapes containing the truth about the agenda of our alien overlords.
In the wake of criticism, White County Indiana is employing new tactics to prepare the community for active shooters.
How many Lin Manuel Miranda songs can you endure during the democratic primary?
A Gizmodo writer decides to block Apple, Facebook, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft. She discovers a hidden realm of ghosts trapped in the early mid-2000s on Orkut.
The website thispersondoesnotexist.com generates a new realistic human face every time you load the page. Convincing people with convincing lives.
The Enquirer attempts to extort Jeff Bezos with a new list of compromising images obtained by the tabloid newspaper.
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has changed since his mid-twenties and no longer wears blackface regularly.
Tidying expert and joy sparker Marie Kondo responds to critics who were outraged that she would tell people to reduce the number of corpses in their house.
Does Elon Musk have the solution to LA's commuter nightmare? Is it a flume?
The democrats are lining up to do battle with Trump in 2020, but is Beto great-o? Yes.
Former Navy SEAL Jeff Caliber survived tier one special ops and is now studying creative writing at Sarah Lawrence College in New York. And fighting terrorists.
My children have beautiful names like Brazzers Dawg and they have been humiliated. Southwest Airlines is disgusting!
I protected the Blockchain from an incursion by Santa Claus. Victory is was and will continue to be mine. Hard as hell and not stopping.
for no reason girlfriend now ex leaves me for antifa and take my heart away. I will not sleep while she is in clutches of democrats
CNN is lying to you about the bombs I sent to CNN! Do not believe their lies!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by dire climate change news, try taking action personally! You can make a difference in the world!
There are some hot and sexy characters in this video game series! Find out the five that would do the best job caring for you at the end of your life!
Find something you love, like just for example strangling nurses, start a podcast about it, and you'll never work again!
Daddy Finger has gone too far. There are fingers within the right hand that are resisting him.
M'lady, would thou deign to accompany me and my ArmaLite Rifle under the sea this prom?
Welcome to the very important website the board of Papa John's does not want you to read. It contains the real truth about CEO Papa John.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Actions have consequences. Gentle Creature returns to express his worry that draining the swamp will send swamp creatures into his burrow.
The Swamp Piggies of the Lying Media have branded me "The Secret Strangler" because they are the Enemy of the People.
We rank the relative security of the gates at the marinas where US Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos keeps her 10 yachts!