Moof: earlier today i invented the best name ever for a horse
Livestock: what is it
Moof: it is Bayonet
Moof: fyi
Livestock: no it is Pago
Moof: nope
Moof: what is a better name for a horse houseplant or trapdoor
Livestock: trapdoor
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