Prey adds guns because deep down inside he is still trying to arm himself against a cruel and unjust world.
Let me tell you something else about Arse Porn Cage: he does not wash his hands. Ever.
KillerFuzzball has never met a watermelon he couldn't kill.
When not trying to make guns more deadly pipes! enjoys botany, accordions, and canning vegetables.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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