There's something not quite right about this face Nerdfolk submitted. OK, got it -- it's the freckles!
Moot1234 thinks Stallone needs to lay off the 'roids just a tad, the importance of Rambo V notwithstanding.
Stan Baniszewski plans to auction his freakish creation to the director of the next Japanese-horror adaptation.
Similarly, Joe Fisto has a monstrosity ready and waiting for the long-delayed Silent Hill sequel.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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