Chasie reports the Care Bears have been amassing a stockpile for their climactic showdown with Dodongo.
Sir Unimaginative specializes in black light art, which means he might actually be a 32-year-old Romanian woman.
Ferrule devised this sport's most dangerous game since "Charles Bronson's Remote-Controlled Exploding Soccer."
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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