stuckeys was on the fast track to a successful career in medicine, but his habit of carving pentagrams into vital organs got him fired.
Oh, Dextromethod, your equations are soooo big.
LOO has no respect for moderated caloric intakes.
Clavius is a victim of his own foolish need to label people.
And we care, too, Pumaman!!!
Flazh is one of many people trapped in the anal stage.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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