Biggie biggie biggie, can't you see.

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

And I just love your flashy ways.


Bluelight is an "international message board that educates the public about responsible drug use (with a focus on MDMA) by promoting free discussion."

Whatever you say, guys.

Guess your dead friend can't handle his SHROOOOOOOOMS man. I appreciate the public service announcement, but you know this guy was doing mushrooms the second he posted this.

I'm not going to no psychologist. I need my fix man!

Their mental state was death.

I sprinkle LSD on my blueberry muffin in the morning.

Don't lose your head, man.

The only way you can enjoy Eminem is by being on ecstacy. Oh and you have to be retarded.

I cut the Mona Lisa into my penis.

Woooo!!! Cutting!!! Woooo go cutting! Praise Jesus! WOOOOO!!!!

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