I feel the same way about Zeppelin as this guy feels about AIDS.

Do you think AIDS is COOL? Does it make you feel like a big man?

I am reasonably certain BIO PIG was a boss in a video game somewhere.

Whoa, huge plug for Ensure out of nowhere. This truly is viral marketing.

You know in Pee Wee's Big Adventure when he's lying in a hospital bed dreaming about scary clown surgery and Francis in a devil costume and then he wakes up? That's pretty much how I envision death, except the clown part just kind of keeps going forever.

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