I don't know if it has anything to do with it, but also my balls are the size of cantaloupes.


I find it hard to believe that ANYONE in grade school didn't have a tiny dick.


Laugh at my tiny dick will you!? *participates in homo-erotic wrestling off of clothes in male shower*


It's called a boner, jackass.


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