Topically, My Tiny Dick and Love-Shy are pretty different, but when it comes to hating the fuck out of some females, they both get that shit done with a purpose.
Hang in there man, your Clarice Starling is out there somewhere.
Gregory A Butler, workplace ladies man.
Look at that smile on her face. I bet she just laughed at some poor guy's acne. Fucking cunt. Fuck her. FUCK HER.
I don't believe your IQ is the reason they call you Rain Man.
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