My favorite gun is Counter-Strike.

Yes, no, maybe so.

Now this I gotta see!

I wish it said pie is exactly free.

I remember the first time I touched by girlfriend's vagina. It took fifteen federal marshalls to bring me down.

This forum sucks. Discuss.

This forum is what the whole world would be like if condoms hadn't been invented.

I lurked in the neighbor's bushes for two months before I finally talked to her. It shoudl be the same with internet forums.

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