Yahoo Answers was so full of goodies that I had to break this shit down into two parts. Enjoy!
Hey now, if you're going to insult an entire race of people, you had better include the Jews in there somewhere.
Oh Buzz, you lovable old pervert.
Tomato juice. Lots of it.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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