Yahoo Answers was so full of goodies that I had to break this shit down into two parts. Enjoy!
Hey now, if you're going to insult an entire race of people, you had better include the Jews in there somewhere.
Oh Buzz, you lovable old pervert.
Tomato juice. Lots of it.
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
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