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    Thinking of spending $300 for a scalped Police ticket? Read this first! Your Band Sucks presents a guide to some of 2007’s hottest reunions, featuring The Police, Van Halen, Rage Against the Machine, the Smashing Pumpkins, The Jesus and Mary Chain, and more.

  • 2006 Reader's Choice Awards

    Dr. David Thorpe sent out a call for his readers to submit their least favorite music of the year. Behold, the year's worst music, as chosen by Your Band Sucks readers.

  • 2006 World's Greatest Dad Awards

    Something Awful's year-end music awards are finally here. Dr. David Thorpe runs wild on Fergie, Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Fallout Boy and more.

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About This Column

According to Dr. David Thorpe and "Your Band Sucks," the music you hold dear is actually unimportant, dull, and staggeringly awful. Everything from folk music to terrorcore-techstep is absolute garbage that has somehow fallen off the trash heap of modern music and found its way into your CD player.

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