This article is part of the Replacing Movie Subtitles With Fighting Game Quips series.

As always, the subtitles below are unedited quips from actual fighting games. Today's quotes are from Variable Geo, Kaiser Knuckle, and Neo Geo Battle Coliseum.

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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Fighting game characters love to intimidate opponents with terrible dialog. These quips don't work as intended, but they do make movies way better when used as subtitles.

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