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He offers me a glass of water. I'm actually pretty thirsty so I say yes. He starts pouring the water, but the glass never gets filled; it's all coming out the bottom, straight onto the table. Another trick is just him pouring water onto the complimentary bread. He says there's more to it than meets the eye, but it doesn't really seem like there is.
Dirk Knifesteel graduated at the top of his class in assassin school, but even so he had always been something of an outsider. But now LaserDetroit, an old timey 1920s version of detroit, but in the future, was under attack, and the people who had made fun of Dirk at school were going to realize just how much he had learned about being an assassin.