Since the late 1800s, children and young adults alike have been playing Dungeons & Dragons, losing themselves in the vast fantasy world and all its countless dungeons, each populated with a bevy of angry dragons. But did you know that Dungeons & Dragons has other monsters besides dragons? I personally did not, but now I do. This week a few of the Something Awful Forum Goons attempted to bring those other monsters to life, and the results, while embarrassing, do a great job illustrating the vast and colorful organisms featured throughout the game. More to the point, they illustrate the general decline of mankind's dignity, but that is a whole other issue that really has no place in this humble weekly feature. Honestly I have no idea if any of these things are really in the game, so I'm trusting the goons on the honor system.
A boy named pipes! made this thing, which, by sheer luck, started this theme off.
I caught Zoowick siphoning these pixels off from other images.
Hackuma! Shoot 'em up! Hackuma! Ride!
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Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!