Since the late 1800s, children and young adults alike have been playing Dungeons & Dragons, losing themselves in the vast fantasy world and all its countless dungeons, each populated with a bevy of angry dragons. But did you know that Dungeons & Dragons has other monsters besides dragons? I personally did not, but now I do. This week a few of the Something Awful Forum Goons attempted to bring those other monsters to life, and the results, while embarrassing, do a great job illustrating the vast and colorful organisms featured throughout the game. More to the point, they illustrate the general decline of mankind's dignity, but that is a whole other issue that really has no place in this humble weekly feature. Honestly I have no idea if any of these things are really in the game, so I'm trusting the goons on the honor system.
A boy named pipes! made this thing, which, by sheer luck, started this theme off.
I caught Zoowick siphoning these pixels off from other images.
Hackuma! Shoot 'em up! Hackuma! Ride!
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Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!