This week we've got the lowdown on a couple of fart fetish forums and as expected, they stink. Put on your best gasmask and journey with me into the ghastly fog that lies ahead.

Fart on that leaf! Now this piece of grass! Yes! Now fart on this watermelon! Aughhhhhh.

Well I guess it makes sense if you think about it.

Nope, you're all alone shitface.

No bro, I can't spill the beans. I'd totally get ousted from my sweetass skateboard crew full of dipshits and girls that publicly fart.

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