Fart on that leaf! Now this piece of grass! Yes! Now fart on this watermelon! Aughhhhhh.
Well I guess it makes sense if you think about it.
Nope, you're all alone shitface.
No bro, I can't spill the beans. I'd totally get ousted from my sweetass skateboard crew full of dipshits and girls that publicly fart.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
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