• Leaked 911 Call Transcripts You Won't Believe!

    Leaked 911 Call Transcripts You Won't Believe!

    Hello, you've reached 911 emergency services, if you are calling about how the chicken nuggets at McDonalds are too crispy, please know that we are aware of this situation and we are working on it. If you are calling about a medical emergency, please sit tight as we are very busy with the chicken thing.

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