*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* WRES! TLE! HUT!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* STILL LIVE AT HOME!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* FUCK! YOU! STEVE!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* BO! NUS! LOLS!
"You need to bust this song out in the local tavern during Thursday night karaoke when Suzie and Rebecca bust out 39 years of bar experience and try to pick up the lonely guy who will have no choice but to fuck them, because it'll be the first and last time it ever happens in his life."
"shoutout to your bunk bed"
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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