*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* WRES! TLE! HUT!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* STILL LIVE AT HOME!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* FUCK! YOU! STEVE!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
*DUN DUN DUN-DUN* BO! NUS! LOLS!
"You need to bust this song out in the local tavern during Thursday night karaoke when Suzie and Rebecca bust out 39 years of bar experience and try to pick up the lonely guy who will have no choice but to fuck them, because it'll be the first and last time it ever happens in his life."
"shoutout to your bunk bed"
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!