Haha! Who would want to be an extremely beautiful, voluptuous lady, clad in red strip-string, dancing the night away, with your regular legs hanging from your massive, sagging hips? That wouldn't be fun at all. Best to sneer so no one accidentally thinks I would want to do this on Halloween, or in March, or next month, or on my birthday.
Read the shirt, jock-tard! It doesn't say keep ANGRY and vape on. It says keep calm. Fairly classic meme. But it doesn't matter. I'm leaving. You win this one, if you consider being unenlightened about vape tech to be a win. Which you probably would.
Has the mobile-computing revolution freed us from the cycle of consumption? YES! Now, instead of buying crap to cheer us up about spending long hours away from our family and friends, we can keep in touch with them throughout the day, reinforcing the bonds with those who matter to us. Haha, just kidding, now we need to buy shit for our phones too.